gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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