no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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