I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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