What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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