IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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