I'm going to jail i love you
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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