kristin has been a bad kristin
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Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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