i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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