if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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