Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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