I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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