The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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