Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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