I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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