So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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