Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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