Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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