I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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