SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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