Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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