I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
