I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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