Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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