okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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