Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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