She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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