i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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