Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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