He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Your dad touched me again.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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