Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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