rhymes with "ouble enetration"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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