She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i just google imaged poop.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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