can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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