I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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