we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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