"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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