I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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