Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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