Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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