Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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