with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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