ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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