Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize