And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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