So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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