Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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