So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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