Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
tell your sister to shave her snatch
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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