everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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