ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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