Kiss
Puke
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize
