i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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