I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Randomize
