Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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