I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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